Sweatshirt — "I Solemnly Swear Frequently" Skeleton Graphic Crewneck
S / Ash
$29.78
Sale price
$29.78
Regular price
Skip to product information
This cozy crewneck sweatshirt blends playful dark-humor illustration with everyday comfort. A monochrome skeleton with sunglasses, a messy bun, and coffee cup holds up a cheeky message: “I solemnly swear I caffeinate frequently.” The midweight 50/50 cotton-poly fabric feels substantial without being stiff; ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep the shape after many washes. Tubular knit construction gives a smooth silhouette and minimal seams for a relaxed, lived-in look. Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and careful printing and embroidery options make this a thoughtful wardrobe staple for anyone who loves caffeine-fueled sarcasm and low-key gothic style.
Product features
- Embroidered accents available on left/center chest and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smoother fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at seams for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; tear-away inner neck label and DTF/DTG printing methods
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
-
Sweatshirt — "I Solemnly Swear Frequently" Skeleton Graphic Crewneck
$29.78
Sale price
$29.78
Regular price
Product features
- Embroidered accents available on left/center chest and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smoother fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at seams for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; tear-away inner neck label and DTF/DTG printing methods
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
-